How to kiss a man

Tips are originally from LadyThrills.


I honestly think the tips apply for both men and women though :)


Tip #1
Make sure your lips are soft

This is like the very first step to initiating a kiss. No one, and I really mean no one, man or woman, likes to kiss a chapped and cracked lips, like eeew! Who the hell wants to taste the blood from your cracked lips :S HORRIBLEEE

Now you know why I'm so obsessed with lipbalm to keep my lips moist all the time. If you're into cost savings, I'd recommend Vaseline, it works just fine. Big and economical and it lasts for a long time too!

Tip #2
Don’t kill the makeup

Meaning don't overslap makeup on your face. Simple as that, especially lipstick and lipglosses. If you can't live without putting some color on your lips, get a nonstain one? I don't know.. not a fan of lipstick.

And go light on the foundation, you definitely do not want to scare him when the makeup comes off. Dont overuse the colors on the eyes, believe me you'll look like a clown closeup.

Best makeup? Foundation, blusher, colored lipbalm and eyeliner/mascara. Natural enough for you?


Tip #3
Check your breath


Pack those mints/gums and carry them with you all the time ladies! You never know when you might get lucky :D I've blogged bout bad breath before and it's definitely not pleasant being around one whatmore kiss them! wtf I'd rather jump off the building first.. I'm that cereal serious.

If you don't like kissing one, make sure you're not one of them too. This goes both ways.


Tip #4
Start off slow


Ok so you've passed the first three checklist and you're about to kiss. This is it. THE MOMENT. You want to leave a good impression, not a sloppy kisser. You may want to start things off slowly and sensually. Let him to know that you’re going to take your time and devour him. You want to imagine what your kiss will feel like from his end.

DON'T and I repeat DON'T start off by "eating" his mouth :S That's just gross, not sexy.

Open your mouth and close your lips over his, then open your mouth once again, letting only the tip of your tongue touch the inside of his lips. Gradually, when you think the time is right, let your tongue slip further into his mouth, all the while moving your mouth and tongue at a snail’s pace.


Tip #5
Suck on his tongue

Hmm this is interesting, I never thought of this before. I've sucked the lips but not the tongue. Why ar? It is said that although men are admittedly visual creatures, plenty of them have a great imagination, and when you suck on his tongue, you can imagine what he’ll be imagining.

"When he sticks his tongue into your mouth grab onto it with your lips, gently sucking it and flicking the tip of his tongue with your own. At this point, you will certainly be feeling the result in his pants"

Err bingo?!

And if there's no results? You're probably a bad kisser, practise makes perfect! ROFL


Tip #6
Lick his lips

To show that he's yummy!...... NOT! Well technically you CAN do that too. I'd say, if you're not into the tongue action, this might just work as well :)

Lick and bite combo works just fine. Be careful to not oversalivate his lips :P you're not feeding him with your holy water for god's sake.


Tip #7
Use your hands

Hmm.. I'd say, proceed with caution. It might give him the wrong idea if you don't intend to go a little further than kissing.

It's nice or perhaps polite(?) to cup his face, at the back of his neck, stroke his hair and tuck it a lil, as encouragement. And one tip I'll add is a little moaning goes a long way :) Not the hardcore porn moaning mind you... soft and gentle to let him know you're enjoying it!

If you intend to lead him on, other normally restricted places are always welcomed by him, I'm sure.



Well I sure do hope the tips help! Goodluck everyone!



Now give me a wet kiss!